Sunday, January 8, 2006
It's Chilly Again
I saw some jaw-dropping sweater meat today, so I had to draw some.
30,000 hits already? Okay then...
Same rules as always.
"An old man was walking down the road one day, towards town.
He tapped his cane happily as he enjoyed the sunshine.
On the way he came upon a beautiful woman.
He asked her where she was going and she replied;
To my fiancée's house. We're to be wed today!
The man smiled and said he had assumed as much.
He continued walking and came upon a merchant selling
fruits and vegetables. The man asked why the merchant
had no onions today.
Because they are not in season. Replied the merchant.
The old man continued on, smiling to himself.
Soon he came upon a beggar sleeping in the middle of the road.
Why did the farmer kick you out of his barn? Asked the old man.
Because I ate all his pig's slop. Replied the well-fed beggar.
The old man chuckled to himself, and said he had assumed as much.
Just outside of town the old man came upon a great hole in the
ground dug by rambunctious groundhogs. He caught his ankle and tripped
in, landing at the bottom. Well, this will delay me! He laughed at himself.
Why did he fall in?"
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