Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Needed a Break

Man, I needed some time to myself, so I drew this. Things have been crazy busy...as usual.
I don't know what's up with this girl's hair and dress. I guess I regressed to the eighties for a sec there. {shrug} Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

What's Black and White and Red all over?

I was happy with the blacks in this piece, so I kept it mostly colorless. I remember awhile back when I shared a lot of toons on the board, someone kept asking why I didn't use larger palettes or play with color more. It's because I was lousy at color theory. I've gotten ever so slightly better since then, but I still struggle with it.

Monday, January 16, 2006


Man, I need more money. To answer some of the previous comment questions, yes I did choose to freelance. I'm wondering why right now. Kidding, it's great. I knew I would never be rich, but hey, it's what I love to do.
Here's a sequential one for you guys. I'm having fun drawing really thick soft clothes lately. Probably because it's winter and I'm FREEZING all the time!
Hey, let's take a quick survey!
How many ladies visit the ol' toon blog, or see the pics?
Fellas, this means your girl friends too. I want to know the size of my female audience.
I'm really curious!

Chime in if you're a woman or you know of a woman who enjoys my toons. Sate my curiosity!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Work Continues to Suck

There is never any rest for the freelancer. I've learned, and sadly I think my friends and girlfriend have all learned that I do not work on their silly weekly schedule. I have no weekend, as there is never a time when I am not working. It is a life of fun, yes, because I work in my pajamas and watch movies lots of the time as things render and transfer, but surely there is sweet little time to devote to the people in my life. One of these days I'll get out of this racket, but I do enjoy being busy...most of the time. It has its ups and downs.

Sunday, January 8, 2006

It's Chilly Again

I saw some jaw-dropping sweater meat today, so I had to draw some.
30,000 hits already? Okay then...
Same rules as always.

"An old man was walking down the road one day, towards town.
He tapped his cane happily as he enjoyed the sunshine.
On the way he came upon a beautiful woman.
He asked her where she was going and she replied;
To my fiancée's house. We're to be wed today!
The man smiled and said he had assumed as much.
He continued walking and came upon a merchant selling
fruits and vegetables. The man asked why the merchant
had no onions today.
Because they are not in season. Replied the merchant.
The old man continued on, smiling to himself.
Soon he came upon a beggar sleeping in the middle of the road.
Why did the farmer kick you out of his barn? Asked the old man.
Because I ate all his pig's slop. Replied the well-fed beggar.
The old man chuckled to himself, and said he had assumed as much.
Just outside of town the old man came upon a great hole in the
ground dug by rambunctious groundhogs. He caught his ankle and tripped
in, landing at the bottom. Well, this will delay me! He laughed at himself.
Why did he fall in?"

First person to answer etc. etc.

Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Not Sick Anymore

Man, breathing is great! It's sexy! I feel so attractive with my swollen, red, shiny nostrils! Methinks I'll go to bed now. Hey look, a cartoon! I'll be lacquered.

It's not looking like a comic would be worthwhile enough to warrant slowing my real job down, maybe later in my life.

Sunday, January 1, 2006

Sick again

Being sick isn't cool. Anyway, happy new year everyone! My resolution is to enjoy life more than I have been. What's your resolution?