Saturday, May 21, 2011

What Doesn't Kill Us...

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HELLO TRUE BELIEVERS! So I was informed somewhat recently that this blog was taken down temporarily by blogger, and that scared me a little bit, honestly, so now I am looking for a new home on the interwebs, preferably one that I can just port this blog over to. Any suggestions?
In the mean time, work (real-life work) has been CRAZY busy, but the three projects are all due in early June, so I will finally have time to finish the collaboration with BBMal, which is looking super good if I do say so myself. Also there's a giant, super-secret project that will be done around the same time since I have lit a fire under my arse to finish it. AND there will probably be a BETTER, CHEAPER way to buy comics soon!!!! FINALLY! I'll be able to sell to you all cheaper, but actually make more profit off each sale. Hallelujah!!!
Here's a quick character sketch I did for Mal's latest prequel to the bigger story we collaborated on. I'M NEVER DEAD! AND I LOVE YOU ALL FOR STICKING THIS OUT WITH ME! Happy end of the world day all! :)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

For Nadz

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Our good friend Nadiyah recently had her tonsils out so I wanted to draw her a "get-well-soon" gift. She's also been an excellent sailor and crewman of late, so I've upgraded her status aboard ship to First Mate. Make sure to congratulate her everyone! :)
In news: Still working on the comic. My computer has been suffering from startup issues of late (read: Blue Screens of Death) and so I've been fighting that as well. Slowly but surely, so keep your tuners tuned to this channel true believers!!!
CHEERS!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Better late than never!

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Hey m'boyos! Happy belated feast of Saint Valentine! It was nice to have someone special to share the event with :)
Here's a quicky that I hit me in a vision while I've been sick. Hope you enjoy! More stuff comin' soon!
xoxoxo

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Another Batch...

... of videos has been added to the STORE
I've been in the office a lot so I haven't been able to proceed on the comic, but rest assured it'll be done very, very soon. Until then, if you like girls in socks kicking and trampling and generally beating balls, feel free to check out the videos. Peace friends!

Friday, February 11, 2011

New Videos Uploaded

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Slowly but surely I'm trying to find time to edit and upload the various videos I've shot through the years to my new clip store.

http://www.clips4sale.com/42186

I finally got around to finding some old footage of me and my friend Quinn, back when I couldn't take as hard kicks. She doesn't take it easy on me though, that's for sure. I also uploaded the newest tease from Heather. Enjoy! (you who actually like this kind of thing)
And don't worry guys, I'm still hard at work on the latest collaboration. It will be done very soon and up at BBMal's blog :)

Sunday, February 6, 2011

SUPA BOWL CHAMPS!

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Okay, I had to do this one quick. I've never been a big football guy, but I'm from Wisconsin so this was worth a cartoon! :D
Great game, good job Steeler's fans. The Lombardi trophy is comin' HOME!

More updates soon. Stay tuned!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Happy New Year!

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Sorry for the delay in updates friends! I've been hard at work with "traditional" work but I've also had a lot more time to work on my collaborative project, which is exciting! It's getting closer and closer to completion every day, so hang in there chums!!!!!
Until then, I wanted to make this piece that I had promised to a dear, dear friend months and months ago.
He'll go unnamed for his own protection but he is probably my number one, extra super-duper super fan. He has been there for me through thick and thin, wished me well, bolstered my spirits and helped remind me why I update this little doodle blog at all. Anyway, I wanted to show him a little appreciation, so I drew him a personal pic. I liked how it turned out, so I wanted to post it here. I hope he doesn't mind ;)
ALSO!! Here are some more ideas that were submitted to me from you brilliant minds out there! They are other options you will be able to vote on for the next comic, though it's looking thus far like folks just really want Millionaire's Daughter III. We'll see :)

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1.) What about an ongoing story about a woman's search for true love in the dating world (you could draw her and her dates going to the movies, having a fancy dinner, walking in the park, etc.). Now she is a sweet and totally slutty girl, the type that guys would drool over, and do anything to date. Only thing is, she's a "jinx" and bad things always happen to the balls of every guy she dates, getting worser as the date goes on (these scenes would totally be up to your imagination, cos mine is lame).


2.) What about drawing some Amazons which are fighting with naked boys and ---
guess - bullbust and castrate them to take their trophies.


3.) The Android Ballbusters from Planet FemDo7 are now available for order!!!
Also known as the "Shockers", which comes from their ability to turn a man's hair instantly white with as little as one kick, are manafactured with full female anatomy. The vaginal seal however, can not be penetrated until the visual sensory of a "Shocker" detects a purple hue in the man's scrotum, present from ruptured blood vessels. In our most superior models (pictured above)--which is the blank you had that i used as the add pic, I colored the guys balls completely purple, and hes spluging....the vaginal seal does not unlock until the entire scrotum is purple with burst vessels and capalaries. And then, you better hurry fellas. The entry is only permittable for 5 minuetes before it instantly rejects the penis. And just because you paid top dollar for a Shocker, does not mean you can disrespect or abuse them while performing intercourse. A preset of all possible actions and verbal abuse have been installed in the Shocker. And if these presets have been tripped off by improper actions, the Shockers anus is equipped with a powerful "ball-grabbing" vacuum that will suck your testicles inside one by one into an anal like cavity. Dont by any means think this is a good thing boys... A Shocker's anal like structure is 3 times narrower than that of human femals anus. And it will only stretch half as much. At this point the cavity will contract and immediatly cause your testicles to purge all seminal fluids out the head of the penis. ....You should be glad guys! At least we are still letting you cum! We dont want our premere customers so suffer...too much. Remember guys, just because you purchased a Shocker, does not mean that you own her.


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THAT IS ALL (for now) keep your dial tuned here true believers! Big things coming soon!
<3 <3 <3