Got an e-mail from a fan in Italy. Here ya go amico! This is about as 'slayers' as my style gets.
So I had a sleepover with some friends the other day, one of which was my ex girlfriend. We were cuddling and falling asleep, when I felt a hand creep down to my nethers. She squeezed the hell out of my balls and refused to stop until we fooled around a little. Man, I love cool exes!